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This is devastating to me. What would be ur suggestion for me? I want to be a cool grandma, and make my boys proud,and not ashamed of me.

They never would be ashamed, that was just a joke. They all love me very much, and I want to look good for them and myself at this age.

Please help with any suggestions. Hi, I came across your Gap mom jeans post by accident. Thanks for ANY tips! Thank you for pointing this out. Do people here realize that wearing boot cut low rise jeans is the out of style look of today, They are the NEW mom jeans. The few I liked and interested me to look into were 2 — 3 times as much. Can you please do one of these for jean skirts? I ordered two different pencil jean skirts online, both from expensive jean brands and both have back pockets that end above the bottom of my but.

Do the same rules apply for jean skirts? This article makes me want to have my husband take a picture of my butt in every pair of jeans I own so I can see just how bad it looks in my jeans. I usually only really take a good look at the front but maybe I should be checking out my butt better.

Thanks so much for this article. The information was so eye opening! I must have 20 pairs of jeans in my closet, and all of them are just so so. I loved what I saw though and meant to track one down near me CA but never got around to it. After reading your blog, I immediately got online and ordered a few pairs guessing at my size and when they came in, I tried them on. I am sooooo happy I found this blog. The 34s work, but the 33s are even better.

I need to wear a heel with these, so I plan to get another pair or 2 with a slightly shorter inseam for every day sandal wear. Thanks for helping us moms out! This only compares plain jeans to busy jeans.

This only appeals to people who want to wear jeans that draw attention because of what they look like and how flashy they are, not how well they fit and how you wear them. I want to look my age, not my gestation! Plus my BFF and butt judge just moved across the country! Id love to be able to text you butt photos and hear your suggestions for me!

Even sending me photos of jeans that might look good? Thank u thank u thank u!!!!!! Thank you for showing all of what you did!! I did find some great jeans at walmart that really are flattering but I wanted to thank you for the cold hard truth and your honesty all while showing off a sensitive area!!!

Thank you so much I normally never comment on anything but you made me laugh and think. You are a treasure!!! It literally looks like your butt melted and slid down your thighs.. I prefer a high firm butt, not a saggy, inverted looking one. Am I just old fashion? No, You are a thinking person. Crushed phone is no fun. Thank you, I agree. It makes the butt perkier.

Her butt looks best in all the jeans with pockets that end before the butt crease. Its hilarious and has some pretty good points. I almost cried laughing so hard about the pockets being so big they could fit a small llama. You actually said that in your post, so idk what everyone is bitching about. I dont think the blogger was being judgmental or rude, she was just giving her opinion. No boundaries jeans fit like they were made for me. Be happy everyone, life is too short. I too found this post funny and interesting, and enjoyed the tone — touching on a subject most of us can relate to in concept, if not in conclusion , but with and underlying wry sense of humour and a touch of ironic perception.

Get a better job? Just to buy WAY expensive clothes???? How sad is that!! You are so right! My sister in law is the same way. She has expensive clothes and the newest phone form this year but can not even afford to pay her cell bill or gas to put in her car.

She always calls us for money to get her by, but she looks good going out though. Meanwhile, my husband works full time, I am a legal student and we support two kids and our pet and are buying our home. I do not get to buy expensive clothes or buy a cell phone ever time a new one comes out, but you better believe that our kids are welled dressed and feed by the money that my husband makes. People need to get their stuff in order.

Thank you Texan lady for speaking the truth about that ignorant post. While I agree that the person making the original comment about finding a better job — etc…was a little out of line.

If you wear nice clothes your appearance is better, you feel better and therefore feel more confident. Thus if you take care of yourself more, get your hair done and wear flattering clothes, then you are more likely to get that higher paying job; your attitude gets bubblier, and your appearance is more caring. Love your post missy. I can pay my bills, buy groceries, put gas in my car, etc…but if I want to go shopping or treat myself to something?

It IS creative and half the time DIY projects HELP us to keep from wasting by reusing, recycling, or buying things cheap and improving them yourself and stay in a budget. Everyone is allowed to make their own choices and should do what works best for them. You said this perfectly! Thank you for saving me from having to write all of that..

I guess in just a lazy American too…. If it makes you feel better, we eat in every night, live in a move apartment, budget, and I look like a bum and wear ill-fitting clothes ; however I see nothing wrong with selling stuff or getting a better job.

And if someone uses their surplus to get a pair of jeans that lasts for many years and makes them feel good every time they put them on that sounds like a good investment to me. Sell something to make that perky butt happen and attract a baby daddy. Heck, skimp on your kids food out get a serving job. ALL that matters is of your butt looks good.

Give me a break. And not everyone who wants to feel good about themselves or look good is in the market for a man either, what made you venture to this article? Looking for a way to make yourself attractive to another man? Reality check sometimes looking good and having confidence in yourself is actually better for a family as a whole.. And as a side note.. How dense does one need to be really?

If you want it go get it! Miss chic, or La Idols are pretty cheap and they look great. I get Miss mes, but they run I will say though that ive had several pair for almost 6 years that still look brand new…so it can be worth it.

Express throws buy 2 for the price of 1 denim sales often. I like their Rerock jeans a lot. Great fit and they hold up well for years.

I try the jeans on in store. I buy the higher end jeans from Ebay. It lets me keep a bit of my money in those fancy pockets! Another excellent option online read Return Policy and look up size charts if not given but http: Free shipping but if returning you pay return shipping. You just have to hunt. Look into LA Idols. Ive gotten them for 30 or less new. There are places that sell them pretty cheap. Miss chic are a good cheap NON mom jean brand: Find what works for you, and then go buy it used on eBay!

I recommend Silver jeans for everyone, especially women with curves. Still have them, wear them and get lots of compliments. The sad thing was I was trying on shirts and the jeans I has on was what I sw wearing for the day.

A vide sad revelation. I have normal sized thighs but tiny calves!! Bootcuts make me look like I have no legs beneath my knee and skinny make me have bird legs!! What is your suggestion for the perfect cut of jeans? Wow, the pictures say it all! I thought it had more to do with my size. Why must be so disparaging about Moms. If it were not for your Mom you would not be here to worry about what you look like in denim jeans.

Perhaps if you were less judgmental Moms would find your observations helpful in finding a pair of jeans that fit well. Be careful what you say; in time, if you are lucky, you too will be a Mom. It is a reference to a skit from Saturday night live. Maybe you should get familiar with pop culture references? I AM a mom, of two wonderful children. I care about my appearance. If I have to go jean shopping anyway, why not just go to one store over another to make sure I get jeans that look and fit decent?

Why does doing that automatically warrant a comment like yours? All this to say: I am a mom and i am not offended. You need to lighten up not everybody is attacking you. She is probably a mom too. The term mom jeans to me means you worry more about your kids then yourself. And embrace MY curves and MY body. Of course, one reason that pockets end up below the curve of your butt may be because you are squeezing said butt into too small a size….

Are you still accepting butt texts?? I have a nordstrom rack nearby. Could you offer me a brand reccomendation maybe? Please email me if I can text you a picture. Sounds so bizarre but I really think maybe you could help me if you see how my Gap jeans fit. Why does it look silly on anyone older. And here I thought I was the only person that had a horrible time buying jeans.

My issues are numerous. Ok can you say jeans were not made for me. My only solution is girls jeans they are the correct length, on a girls 16 the pockets fall in the correct area and they fit tight to accent what little I have in the seat department.

Even a juniors 1 yeah it fits but pocket is on back of my thigh and I need to have inches cut off bottom, that is expensive to get them hemmed so kids jeans work they are just hard to find that look like Normal jeans and are not Jeggins. Do you have a solution to this issue? Thats why I buy Old Navy! And I think my butt looks pretty good in their Sweetheart line.

But I have way more booty than you the blogger. American eagle extra long fit me pretty well! Alloy also has long inseams and pretty cute jeans.

I also need a 36 to 37 inseam. Yep, I may need to call you if I ever get up the courage to try on jeans again! I laughed out loud a few times during this article. What is the deal with all the bedazzled crap on the ass pockets of jeans, though?

What if I want ones that fit nicely but have plain pockets without flaps or rhinestones? I am short and have curves. I do not personally believe is a good look. I find that american Eagle does the job in their jeggins. I love the information you give. Because I honestly love my old navy jeans! Please email me back. Wear what makes you happy and feel good about yourself!

I definitely look more womanly. I was revamping my wardrobe and settled on some cute pants and some shorts. But based on your advice I am now completely obsessed with Nordstrom Rack. I will definitely be getting my next additions from there!! Teens will be cringing when their moms wear their skinny jeans or their low pocket butt accentuating jeans. I bet people from that era still find those jeans sexy gasp and are indifferent to the new styles. It seems most people are mostly stuck in their teens, fashionably-speaking, with some adjustments..

You will be too. They are skinny legged and short socks showing! How are they keeping a butt? Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. They have a lot of different styles and are reasonably priced and comfortable. I love to see a woman mom or not wearing jeans that cover and compliment. I was amazed at the comparisons, especially the Gap and Express skinny jeans. The Gap jeans made her butt look flat and wide and from the side, she looked really stocky and her legs looked really short.

She looked great in the Express jeans — the opposite of the Gap jeans. Her butt was lifted and her legs looked really long. Just so you know, LA Idol is being discontinued now. Last chance to get them: They are stretchy but keep their shape so I can literally wear them for days before washing and never get saggy butt. I definitely agree with a lot this article said. However Old Navy no longer sells drab clothes in fact they have super cute and stylish pant selections now that are cheap, cute, and comfy.

I am personally not into dark jeans with bright flares and beaded pockets. I think they look extremely childish and trashy lol.

And since I love good deals, I always find my Express jeans at second hand stores. Everyone I know who trys them on loves them. Wow, innocence is bliss! I think I need to get your opinion on a few recent Gap purchases. Thanks for this wake-up-call! And nice fading right where you want it middle of thighs; slight fade on upper butt for a butt-lift effect.

Rich and Skinny jeans. I was at the mall and had tried on several pairs of J. I tried on every pair of J. Brand jeans they had in my size. Finally i grabbed this pair of Rich and Skinny jeans. I miss those jeans! MIH London jean in sugar blue wash. It is a slight-boot cut almost straight leg cut with what I would call a mid-rise waist they are advertised as low rise. Banana republic jeans i need to look up the style — sorry!

These jeans also look very retro in a really cool way. The pleats are sewn down so the pockets lay completely flat — no puffing whatsoever. Ok, I get it now. This post was clear and eye opening.

But let me ask you this: Give them a try. I am so glad I came across this post on Pinterest. After my SO just complained that my department store jeans do not do me any justice, I decided to buy a couple of pairs from Old Navy. Thankfully I came across this first before I started shopping. I think I will pay the extra to get a good quality pair of jeans that accentuate my awesome ass rather than hide it. Go ahead ladies, splurge, your butt will thank you!

I think that this blog has good advice, for women who care and want it. But, for others it may not be. I mean no disrespect to anyone.

From the looks of it you would want to hit up a store with a pant that is best suited for your stature. Also Express jeans are suited for women with a tapered waist and big bottom. I have neither, therefore Express clothing would not be suited for me! I think opinions of an entire brand should be left to those who are true stylists and have the knowledge to properly dress for ones body type.

Banana Republic is their more sophisticated sibling. Just thought you should know. They seem to run a little long so I buy the short length and they are actually a step-in for me. The only complaint I have is that the front pockets are too shallow, but that seems to happen with most brands. I just cut some muslin and sew it in to the depth that I want.

As a current Old Navy employee, and a staunch supporter of the brand I have to be brutally honest. Not everyone can wear jeans that only cover butt-crack, and just enough in front.

Plus, to anyone who has commented on this post in the last year or so, this information is extremely outdated. I totally agree with Alex C. If you have the money for upscale jeans, great! More power to you! This post is absolutely ridiculous. ALL of those jeans look extremely dated, in my opinion. Who wears bling pocket jeans with white threading and flare legs? Other than women who wear trucker hats and built in bra tanks. Flares came back for a very short moment, but they have to be classy and styled very carefully.

The high waisted, high pocket skinny jeans that used to be mom jeans are actually coming back for the younger set. I always buy my skinny jeans at Gap for a great price, and they look fantastic on my body. It is amazing how the cut and pocket make a ladies behind look so different, The best examples are gap, old navy verses express rock. Your butt looks half the size. What a great post and the related posts as well!

Wish I had found these years ago. Thanks for such a great and informative post! It all makes sense now — the fit and the look.

So sad Express discontinued the ReRock. Anyway…any suggestions for a jean for somebody with ridiculously huge calves? I wear about a in Express jeans and pretty curvy. Skinny jeans look awful because of the size of my calves. Seriously these things are about the same size as my lower thighs.

Not mom jeans — right? Their Sky-high are too mom-jeany for me though. I LOVE this post. SO true, possibly one of my favorite blog posts ever! Found it on Pinterest by the way! Thanks for enlightening the world!

I too love Levis Denizen jeans!! I wear jeans to be comfortable. Life is way too short to spend this much time on your outer covering! Work on your heart and everywhere you go….

I agree with your post. They make look passable, but would probably look better in another brand of jeans. Old Navy jeans even makes my friends with JLo booties look flatter than they actually are. Ok so I loved this article! I switched to Express Jeans several years ago and they are by far the best fits I have found.

I think mom jeans can be much hotter than jeans that try too hard, like some of your picks. While I think gap has definitely gone down hill, I like the mom jeans on subjects b and c especially c much better. Also, why do you like your butts to disappear into legs? The jeans you pick look like cocaine cowboy jeans and no one over 22 should wear them.

I think they work better for women with some feminin curves that dont need bedazzled pockets to make their butt look hott. The right skirt however can look fantastic from all angles on all women. Please oh please continue jeans tips. I would die for your number to ease the torture of trying on jeans. I have yet to find a friend that can give good advice when it comes to my butt. Totally awesome girl advice!

I want you to be my friend. You know, so you can come help me buy some jeans. Do you offer consultations? Have given up wearing jeans but your article gives me hope the perfect pair may actually exist….

Ironically, I swear by 7 For All Mankind. Their A Pocket Jeans are an instant butt lift. Pretty thorough blog post however none of your models were anything but white. It would have been helpful to see women who have larger hip to waist ratios.

Read the entire post before trying to pull out the race card. The poster above is right pockets that go down to the top of the leg are just wrong!

Love the sense of humor but most importantly the tips on what to look for in a great pair of jeans! Well it was a funny read. And then read the commentary saying how it was a terrible fit. As a side note, I prefer longer zippers to those tiny little ones some jeans have, those drive me nuts! Just a quick side note, if you spend the money on your basic wardrobe really invest then the expense is a good thing.

Your basic essentials should be classic and timeless. Go buy a few pairs of expensive dark wash jeans that fit well because they can be dressed up or down and versatility is key especially to moms. I think the best fit were the 7 FAM. What style is that? But I agree, each pant fits differently for everyone.

The difference I see between the pairs on the left versus the pairs on the right are classic cuts, styles and colors versus crap that looks like the kids on Jersey Shore wear it.

All of that detailing and bling on the rear pockets is just tacky. What a freaking difference those jeans made! You should update this whole thing.. The jeans at the Gap have changed. The pockets have gotten smaller and the styles have gotten redone. A lot of the styles you show have gotten discontinued. Redo this review please. As a 21 yr old, I must say I live in Gap jeans.

So does my boyfriend. I have never found an issue with them stretching like so. I do find that other places fit my body better in certain styles, believe it or not, walmart. So I think that it is based on your body, each one being just as beautiful as the next.

This woman was just trying to spread some information and others where voicing their personal opinion. That all being said, great insight on the jeans. Everyone is talking about name brands and paying full price but no one ever thinks of these resale shops. Everyone get their butt on Poshmark! Resold premium denim for WAY less than retail. Another is Nordstrom rack. There are ways out there now to find great prices! There are no excuses for setting for mom butt jeans! They are my favorite pair, fit me great, and look great.

Jeans with all the nonsense and embroidery on the pockets are the new mom jean. Also, there are probably ten girls I can think of off of the top of my head who could wear that romper and pull it off fashionably and beautifully. OMG this is hilarious. Thanks for the comedic relief! Mom jeans HAVE to go! I generally take the back pockets off all jeans, as I feel they make any butt look big. What do you think? Why bother wearing jeans at all? Pants without pockets are either riding breeches or trousers, which are suitable for horseback riding executive decisions, respectively.

One issue that was never addressed here is the height of the rise. All of these jeans seem to be low-rise i. How about any jeans with a realistic rise? You need to try Gap petite jeans. You are too short for regular and it throws the fit off. You have to order petite online they do not carry them in stores.

Very informative and follows my line of thinking. Do you think you could provide your thoughts on waist to butt ratio and how that effects gapping above the butt? Blew me out of the water! I recently lost 40lbs and have been shopping for the perfect jeans….

I ended up with a pair of Reitmans skinny dark wash. I want you as my shopping buddy!! I need some serious help for bottoms! This post is awesome: Honestly you are wearing the wrong size in the Gap and ON jeans. I know this article is older and more out of date now but really, both Gap and ON make different styles to suit different body shapes.

OK just a little snug. I also like flaps on the rear pockets to give e a bootie boost. In fact, she just shared this link which has me wanting to take a picture of my butt in every pair of jeans I own. I look great and others have noticed. For help in the mom-jean category and how to stay out of it , read this article!

Then I learned that Gap jeans are mom jeans. Seriously, just click here. Old Navy thrifted Necklace: Damn you, Gap empire. Has anyone read this blog post about mom jeans? Well, you should read it because these boyfriend jeans were mom jeans of the […]. My favorite, most comfortable jeans in the world are […]. Go ahead ladies, splurge, your butt will t […]. After my SO just complained that my […]. Have you seen this analysis? I have jeans from the Gap, do I look like this??

After reading this, I want to throw […]. Go ahead ladies, splurge, your butt wil […]. This particular post is probably my all time favorite post of hers. I hope you enjoy it […]. I am a 35 year old Mom of two kids in Birmingham, Alabama who uses naptime to work from home as an accountant and blog on three different sites.

I never liked writing in school, but my Mom made me do it anyway [read more]. Giveaway Winners Contact About Home. An Inconvenient Gap of Truth. So read it fast — like ripping off a band-aid. But first, a few disclaimers: The first style I tried on was called Real Straight. For comparison, here they are as compared to an Antik straight leg: Yes, that is the same butt.

Notice the width shrinkage when compared to a well-shaped pair of skinny jeans bought from a neighboring mall store: The next pair I tried on was the Gap Original Fit.

To Gap Perfect Boot. Notice the immediate shrinking sensation when compared to a pair of Hudson Bootcut: If you have curves and need room for them to move and breathe, Miss Chic or LA Idol are awesome options with quite a bit more visual interest and flattering fit: My next fitting was in Gap Long and Lean.

This pair was the only pair that qualified beyond Gateway and straight into Mom Jeans — at least on me, as the pockets ended significantly before the lower curvature of my butt: So, in fairness, I present to you evidence that Gap jeans can look right on the exact right body: The last Gap style that I found was highly ironically named…the Sexy Boyfriend.

I SO wish I could have found these in my size to try on. I shudder to think. But I did find one last treasure before I left Gap… 8. The Gap Denim Romper. I apologize to your retinas. I rushed out of Gap and headed to Old Navy. Which was somewhat akin to jumping out of the frying pan and into the nuclear incinerator. The Diva was the least offensive, but still lacked style or a flattering cut. And the Sweetheart was unapologetically a hardcore Mom Jean.

Just in case you needed a healthy comparison, I offer them against 7 For All Mankind: Lest you think that I have somehow doctored my photos which I have not or that this information is only applicable to my body type, here are a few examples of others who have been freed from the noose of Gateway Mom Jeans: Subject A, a close friend who had no idea how flattering and comfortable great jeans could be: Subject B, a blog reader and mom of four kids: And Subject C, a new Mom and blog reader from the other side of the country who got a long-distance makeover via the following before-and-after butt-texts: After Subject C bought her jeans, she sent me a couple more full-length before and after photos with an adorable baby leg included as a bonus: Even if you look great in Gap jeans — even if they fit you perfectly, the pockets are proportionately correct, and the style was made for your body type, here is my biggest argument against Gap and Old Navy Jeans: Looking for the rest of my denim posts?

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